phusnaris

slang for vagina

her phusnaris was so tight it made my eyes water when i fucked her

by chili palmer August 10, 2003

Phases of Humor

When you hiccup alot.

Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)

by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010

pause face

the terrible, unscripted or apparently stoned face even the most studied of actors can be caught making when a movie or television show scene is paused at an inopportune moment.

Dude, check out this hilarious pause face I just caught Jane Lynch making in the Emmy's!

by Flybywire_E2C December 8, 2011

Pusesió

Pusesió is valors and humiltat, and is related to FC Barcelona's football style.

"We didn't win the game, but he had the pusesió."
"Pep Guardiola was arrested for pusesió."

by Anonymous11111101 June 6, 2013

phussy

A bit ol’ phat pussy.

Damn, that chick had a phussy.

by Nadiarose June 8, 2018

Phase 1

When you get horny or feel pretty sexual towards somthing

Hey what are you looking at? Haha Brian Phase 1 bro

by 🧇 king June 10, 2021

Puseletso

He/she is a really beautiful person he is loved almost by everyone and he can take anyone he likes

Puseletso is a really beautiful Person

by Bigd8ckdaddy November 24, 2021