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holy phase

The holy phase is when you're about to date a girl/guy and after they enter church camp everything changes. They no longer like you. You got hit with the holy phase.
Dude Sarah just got home from church camp and broke up with me. I got fucking holy phased
by Urbangod27 June 18, 2017
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phase 5 meltdown

The highest attainable level of detachment from mental stability, and social awareness, usually marked by intense fits of rage, and irrational behaviours
Everybody better leave before I have a phase 5 meltdown
by Loganic soup February 11, 2017
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double phased

High and drunk at the same time with no whities, very very fucked and you are a sesh gremlin
by Dansman February 7, 2018
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Curve Phase

When someone is pregnant.
Carla can't come to the party.She's on her curve phase.
by PhaNSwaG January 10, 2017
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Small Milk Phase

The phase in a woman’s life (usually in there 20s) when they live by themselves and only have to pay for their own expenses. This is a time where women do what they want with little to no obligations, except maybe their job. It’s called the small milk phase because this is when a woman only has to buy their own food. Therefore they opt for the small containers of milk (like a quart) instead of a gallon.
I heard Tiffany’s term in the peace corps ended now she’s off to Soho for her small milk phase
by JJCostel May 2, 2020
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Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.
The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.
by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020
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Phase 2.5

A way to extend a phase 2 for another month without pissing people off.
What did you think would happen? And if phase 2 does end in a month, you'll have a month before elections which would make a bullshit governor look good, then the fall comes, and if infections rise, anybody who just got a job is out of work all over again. Calling something phase 2.5 makes it sound like you're doing people a favor.
by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020
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