The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.
(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)
Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"
Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"
Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
by MCBassGuitar October 18, 2013
Get the Phantom Bluetoothmug. When it feels as if you have a cigarette lodged behind your ear, even though you don't. Commonly experienced by smokers who often hold cigs there temporarily. Also known as a phantom fag (in the UK).
Two people go for a smoke; smoker A pulls a cig out from behind their ear and lights up.
Smoker B: *checks pockets* "Aw shit. Hey mate, do you mind if I borrow one?"
Smoker A: Oh sure *checks ear despite fag already in hand* oh wait, I'm already smoking that one. Stupid phantom cig.
Smoker B: *checks pockets* "Aw shit. Hey mate, do you mind if I borrow one?"
Smoker A: Oh sure *checks ear despite fag already in hand* oh wait, I'm already smoking that one. Stupid phantom cig.
by WolfsbaneT9 January 27, 2014
Get the phantom cigmug. Phantom Age is a type of age where you can be the age of your siblings, but not be their age. You can technically be their age, but you aren't. This only works with siblings!
Hey, my brother is 17, and I am 14, so because I have a siblings, I get Phantom Age! I'm his age! But I'm not.
by Phantom Bto May 13, 2022
Get the Phantom Agemug. Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.
He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.
-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!
-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!
by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010
Get the phantom facebookingmug. The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.
by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010
Get the Phantom Assholemug. No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....
Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."
by goodduck4 June 28, 2014
Get the Phantom Jizzmug. That was some freaky stuff dude. I just had the phantom downpour, had to check the toilet before I could wipe my ass.
by Olivitarium April 23, 2019
Get the Phantom downpourmug.