Petty Crocker

When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel

they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.

Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.

by halestorm187 December 22, 2017

petty hug

A side hug or an ingenuine/effortless hug.

No more petty hugs it’s starting to piss me off.

by Beeonatree February 6, 2019

Petty

YOUSHI!!!!

I'm old but I wanna act petty like child

by Big Luka 1111 October 24, 2023

petty

when someone says something because you did

“you’re a hoe”
“no you’re a hoe”
“you’re only saying that because i said it”
“yup that is definitely true, i am petty”

by rainbow127 December 23, 2024

Petty Betty

Heidi from 196.

Petty Betty matched with my best friend on Tinder to prove she could.

by PettybettyHeidi July 20, 2022

Petty

When your friend or someone you knows does something to make you mad on purpose and then makes it seem like your overreacting and your the problem when you call them out and in reality your not the problem.

Jeremiah is so petty.
Yeah what a shitty friend

by Kaylow October 17, 2021

Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019