peaceloveandrogergeois

she’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she is… the moment. all hail.

peaceloveandrogergeois is the best person to exist, better than peaceloveandcamembert.

by bridget is not funny July 18, 2021

Porcelain challenge

A tiktok challenge involving grinding up fine china into a powder and snorting it like cocaine.

1: Hey bro have you heard about the porcelain challenge?
2: oh yeah, we should try it!
1: I'll get a teacup

by iswearidohaveaname October 3, 2022

Porcelain Gas Chamber

After taking a huge dump, you immediately put your head in the bowl, cover it with a towel, and breathe until you puke or pass out.

I've been doing my own porcelain gas chambers lately but yesterday I was lucky and my friend Billy let me use his after he had taco bell for lunch.

by jblogy June 17, 2023

crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"

by SSPink January 18, 2006

burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).

"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"

by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 4, 2012