padoofass

lesbien sex when Nathan is inculded in some way, shape, or form

Me, Robin, and Lisa are gonna have some hot padoofass later.

by Nathan July 4, 2003

padoche

A car that has a licence plate that is messed up. (bent, hanging, etc. This can be called in the game of pididdle to gain a point.

That car is a PADOCHE!

by Tyler Southard February 21, 2004

Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.

I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.

by holly and georgia October 17, 2009

paedophile drum

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.

A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.

by drummeur March 31, 2010

Padouche

the act of a man splashing another man or women with his seed.

or

the noise male seed makes when hitting another man or woman's face.

Dude last night I met this drunk whore and she let me padouche all over her.

by Boxplay April 2, 2012

okie padokie

someone who goes along with everything.
someone lacking a backbone.
an insult.

"You're mom's an okie padokie !"
"just cuz my mom let's me drink and yours doesn't..."

by Jesus Wentz January 10, 2008

padonkadonk

a word used in almost any way as an object, any kind of object

wow...look at those padonkadonks

by an January 6, 2004