slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

pappy hair

Hair that is erect and combed over. Makes the wearer look like a major douche.

Dude, fix your pappy hair!

by HisShadow March 30, 2004

Papya

THE MOST GOD DAMN GLORIOUS FRUIT TO EVER FUCKING EXIST!!

Hod damn that papya is the bomb

by IWasThePizzaMan February 6, 2018

fat pauly

Farting while getting a blow job.

Did you hear that Mike pulled a fat pauly last night?

by MaverickToepp December 24, 2008

Pappy

a rather easily amused young lady, standing at about 5'6". Brown hair, army jacket, and red shoes are typically associated with her.

I love my pappy!

by Swindella March 13, 2004

PAulybot

The greatest thing on #moto-atrix at the moment

<lt_dan> so much fun with paulybot
<lt_dan> and nothing else

by fsck_ August 2, 2011

Papyrus

A skeleton who is part of the game Underfell. He wants to be part of the royal guard. Papyrus likes to cook spaghetti and hates puns. I guess he's just missing his funny-bone.

Singular: Papyrus

Ex: Look! There's Papyrus right now!
Plural: Pap-Paps

Ex: Look! A wild pack of Pap-paps!

by Shineyabsol September 30, 2017