pravin

an ideal bromantic friend. he is your bro chi minh, and you go on mandates, most often to the local pizza place late at night.

Man, tim is turning into such a pravin!

by felixcfelicis August 4, 2010

parking knot

The human excretion hole that opens and closes by flexing the sphincter muscle. It is located between the left and right ass cheeks.

Her pussy was getting loose, so I drove through her parking knot.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Parking by Braille

The parallel parking method that involves repeatedly bumping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.

Passenger: Oooo, I just saw a spot! Nevermind, you'll never fit in there.

Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).

by weaselpuss March 26, 2009

parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

parking lot tour

The unplanned, isle-by-isle search required to locate a misplaced vehicle; usually a consequence of concurrent texting, cell phone conversation or other multi-tasking distraction.

WTF! I've lost my shit fer real this time...took me a 20 minute parking lot tour to find the damn car!

by YAWA January 26, 2020

Purvin

Purvin is a name of a guy who is the Biggest Benchod in the world. Purvin is a compulsive liar and uses his imagination for reality. Purvin is a guy that plays pretend in his bathtub full of water with his rubber ducky imagining that it is the pacific ocean with hungry sharks and he gets away like 007 cuz he's Purvin. Purvin is a natural disaster. Purvin is a guy who regularly clogs up toilets.

Purvin is a Benchod ass nigga

Purvin’s not even fit for the Boy Scouts

One day Purvin's benchod ass farted so bad that his girl dumped him

by Yohello123 April 19, 2020