pantomime

Pantomime pan-toe-myme.

The sexual act of covering a recipient's entire facial region with human ejaculate, so much so that the face resembles that of the commonplace thespian 'pantomime' actor.

After being pantomimed, one often explore the action of pantomiming themselves with the limb searching of invisible objects (such as, but not limited to, glass cases of emotion, walls, ladders, etc.).

I watched a porno where that kid got totally pantomimed.

I want to pantomime the shit out of Megan Fox.

I was looking up at him eagerly... and then he pantomimed me.

My girlfriend is a slut... she totally wants me to pantomime her.

by Pantomoneous February 3, 2010

PARKOUR PARKOUR

A term said by many (usually idiots) when they see a person practicing parkour, or when they themselves execute a maneuver that could, theoretically, be utilized in parkour. One possible origin is an episode of The Office in which certain characters decide to create a video of themselves attempting to do parkour. at one point, one of them exclaims "HARDCORE PARKOUR" just before attempting a complicated movement. It is not certain if those who use the term are making fun of it, or are, in fact, impressed. (the former is the more widely believed.)
NOTE: avoid using this term at all costs, because the people practicing will give you a disgusted look and go somewhere else; it's a big red flag saying "I'm a douchebag!"

PARKOUR PARKOUR!!!

by an irritated traceur July 24, 2011

pantofel

this term is used to describe a person who compulsively masturbates every chance they get.

We found out David is a total pantofel after we went to Brandon's house with him.

by marajuanatablets June 20, 2007

Pardon My Back

what u say when your back is turned to someone while talking to them for whatever reason. proper etiquette

paco: aye wassup jay i aint seen you in a minute.
jay: wassup pac, pardon my back im doing something

james: yo jamal, don't tell me you forgot about me
jamal: who you, i don't think i know you but pardon my back homie im kinda busy

by getyabreadup January 22, 2014

Pardon my fag

A phrase used to apologize for gayness exhibited in the presence of heterosexual individuals.

I would definitely take that from behind! Oh, sorry about that one guys I got a little carried away; pardon my fag.

by Tiberius Grubgadus June 22, 2010

panto hado

Fried bread. Great served with pasta or other saucy dishes.

We are having spaghetti and ponto hado tonight.

by Rio January 22, 2005

Pardon

The word that assholes use instead of what

Person 1: ya like jazz?

Asshole: pardon?

by Ovaljester7820 February 3, 2019