The roughest, toughest motherfucker you'll ever meet. They WILL NOT hesitate to kick a bigoted dumbass down to Helheim and are protective of those who've been persecuted by the Church and their bullshit ripoff "religion" that is responsible for the massacre of hundreds of thousands over the course of its existence. Wanna know what fear is?
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The phrase "fucking pagan" can be used with a person (often times women) who are just completely stuck on silly romantic cliches and won't let them go. Examples of these cliches include the feeling that the eyes are the "gateway to one's soul" and that there is only one true love in the world for each person. You would tell a person who is insisting on something like this that they are being a fucking pagan.
The phrase was originally derived from Million Dollar Baby (Clint Eastwood's priest).
The phrase "fucking pagan" can be used with a person (often times women) who are just completely stuck on silly romantic cliches and won't let them go. Examples of these cliches include the feeling that the eyes are the "gateway to one's soul" and that there is only one true love in the world for each person. You would tell a person who is insisting on something like this that they are being a fucking pagan.
The phrase was originally derived from Million Dollar Baby (Clint Eastwood's priest).
-Girlfriend: "What part about me do you find most attractive"
-Boyfriend: "Uh... well to be quite honest I think that would be your ass"
-Girlfriend: "You're an asshole, you are supposed to say something sweet like my eyes, they are the windows to the soul"
-Boyfriend: "Can you stop being a fucking pagan for a second? Eyes are all the god damn same. There are a few differen't colors and thats about it. They aren't magic jewels, they are eyeballs."
*Girlfriend storms out, no lesson is learned*
-Boyfriend: "Uh... well to be quite honest I think that would be your ass"
-Girlfriend: "You're an asshole, you are supposed to say something sweet like my eyes, they are the windows to the soul"
-Boyfriend: "Can you stop being a fucking pagan for a second? Eyes are all the god damn same. There are a few differen't colors and thats about it. They aren't magic jewels, they are eyeballs."
*Girlfriend storms out, no lesson is learned*
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