Pub Physique

When the owner's body could provide enough liquid refreshments to hydrate a large football stadium. The person tends to have this body due to spending copious amounts of time in pubs. Their idea of sport is a game of pool, throwing 21 ounce darts, and dancing to some Garth Brooks on the juke box. The last time they did any exercise was when they ran from the front door of their local Ladbrokes to place a bet for a 3:45 at Kempton.
That man isn't going to be able to do a 5k run, he has a pub physique to rival any dart player.
by Bodywatcher July 24, 2015
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pub

Public player. slang from warcraft 3, dota2, and other similar type games.
He's not a good player, he's just a pub
by ranvar May 9, 2021
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Pub-licked

To be shitfaced and roaming the street after a long night at a (sports)bar, restaurant, or pub, kegger, party, or nightclub
Tim- "Hey man I can't remember what I did last night...Did I.."

Joe- "Yea man you were pretty pub-licked you went home with that chick with the herp-lip(To have a cold sore of undisclosed/faulty origin on upper or lower lip) "
by Jon mcskankier. June 20, 2011
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garden pub

the result of a dad having a mid-life crisis
"do you wanna come hang?"
"sure. do you have a garden pub?"
"yeah"
"how's your dad doing?"
"not well."
by definingdemon69 December 31, 2023
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Pub Crushing

Gaming with an elite squad of discord buddies playing unranked games and “Crushing” the “Public” or casual gamers. I.E. Pub Crushing
Do you want to play ranked matches tonight or go pub crushing?
by TechBroPro August 22, 2022
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pub hot

A girl that is not normally or overly attractive but once in the pub gets a bump due to a combination of limited options and alcohol.
She’s not that attractive or interesting but she’s pub hot.
by Nilo83 January 23, 2018
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Pubs brain

A deadly disease you get when you play public matches in apex legends too much. Players with Pubs brain will often push every fight in ranked no matter how impossible it is to win.
Our teammate landed fragments in ranked. He must have Pubs brain.
by Dzxmonic June 19, 2023
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