pound your gavel

slang for masturbation, mainly for a judge. see also beat your jesus, and fluff the garfeild

the court rules we take a break, so i can pound my gavel with a little privacy

by T-Dog! March 31, 2003

Pound Cakin'

when a man/woman cupcakes a person of the opposite sex who is over weight.

Yo, check out Ronald, he Pound Cakin' that big girl. Big Girls need to be Cup Caked too.

by dattebayo Danttebayo June 16, 2010

Pound Kraut

To fuck the ever-loving shit out of a vagina.

Man I'm going to pound some kraut tonight.

I had liquor dick and couldn't nut so I just pounded that kraut like crazy.

Did you pound kraut last night?

by Kraut Pounder October 20, 2012

pound the puka shell (aka pound the pukachoo)

The act of rough sex with a woman, usually on the beach.

When Brian was in Hawaii with Jeni all he wanted to do was pound the puka shell!

by Taps Malone May 19, 2005

Pound Game Approval

What you would call it when a female passes approval and gets your janks in a warm-up session for the Pound Game.

The Pound Game applies to anything of a sexual manner; mainly vaginal intercourse but anal may or may not be applicable in the absence of a marital bond.

Chris - Dude. That girl gets pound game approval.

John - Yeah man... I love your mom. Wait. What?

by zamosa November 26, 2009

Pound Sand

A term used when annoyed with a person.

Why dont you go pound sand up your ass Chad!

by Jerry July 13, 2003

pound the brewski

to drink beer. to get drunk, faded, or wasted.

"Friday night, u know what that means, time to go pound the brewski!"

by cooljack March 4, 2008