plops

A type of rectal excretion that leaves the body with great force, excessive gaseousness, and copious amounts of fecal liquids.

That hot sauce really messed me up! First thing the next morning, I hit the toilet with a harsh case of the plops.

by terminal2 February 4, 2008

Crumple Plopper

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.

My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011

ploppage

1)a big pile of feces.
2)enormous dump.

The man bent over and dropped a ploppage from his ass. The dog has been dropping ploppages all over teh house. Diarrhea causes one to drop a lot of ploppage.

by Steve O October 19, 2003

plopgasm

The orgasmic feeling after releasing a giant plop which stimulates the anal nerves.

Rico - “I think plopgasm’s are better than masturbation”
James - “true that, bro”

by PlopWeyowTsss April 22, 2011

plopascash

one of those farts that arent all gas but arent like a real fart.
A fart that sounds like a bubble popping.
Can also mean anything.

Person1: sshhh ahh i just did a plopascash
Person2: do you gotta another plopascash do it on his face

by Pooeyanus with extra smegma February 7, 2010

plopper

A poop, turd that falls and makes a distinct "plop" sound as it hits the water.

"Dang, water splashed on me after I dropped that plopper."

by Fairmont68 February 17, 2013

plopland

A land in which big chungus famously launched his military coup upon in early 2021. Legend has it that entering the code "Among us" to get a discount whilst purchasing Nord VPN resulted in the fall of the sus chungus. However, this was revealed to be a false proposition as the sus chungus in fact owned Nord VPN in a strange turn of events.

Since this tragic point in time, plopland has become a desolate wasteland populated by coomers and ruled by Nigel Farage.

Big chungus launched his military coup upon plopland!

by DJ CHOLO April 12, 2021