Cock the magic Pistol

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate

i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

Erotic Pistol Whip

1.When you have an erection that is so strong that when you take your penis out of your pants,it does a movement similar to when you do a pistol whip,after that movement,you beat the shit out of your girlfriend's face,making her moan loud as fuck,making her mother to listen the moaning and go check her bedroom,making the perfect milf plot...
2.A good word to make you get out of this website

Girlfriend: "Give me that erotic pistol whip,daddy~"
Boy: "Lol k"

*Violent sex intensifies*
*Her mother goes to check what tf is happening in there*
Mother: "WhAt ThE fUcK jEnNiFfEr"

by Deep-Voiced African Child October 18, 2018

tuck the pistol

a hard-on in public, can't tend to the erection! Tucking your hard dick so its unnoticable

today I was walking and seen this fine bitch...you know I had to tuck the pistol homie...

by Raptactics October 24, 2007

airsoft pistol

the only gun u should use when ur airsoftin. get a gas pistol and u will be ready to kick some ass!!

when i used my airsoft pistol in the airsoft war i felt like jack bauer in 24..just pickin people off with my gun.

by rocky7 September 1, 2008

cheese pistol

male sex organ, shoots out cheese at times like a bang.

check out my "cheese pistol"

by johoe March 4, 2009

9mm Pistol

Blows the entire lung out of the body with 17 clip magazine drum hicaps that use AP explosive heat seeking 9mm rounds

President Corn Pop: the 9mm Pistol blows the lung out of the body!

by Маршал Чилтонов July 15, 2022

Meat Pistol

A catch in by a receiver American football when both the receiver and defensive back go up for the football, and the receiver embarrasses the DB and comes down with the football....and vice versa.

Did you see Randy Moss's Meat Pistol over Aaron Ross?

by Ghamin December 13, 2009