Bus Pervert

The sort of person whose personality and/or previous actions suggests that they would be likely to masturbate on a bus (or possibly other form of public transport). These people are likely to be sexers

Person #1, "Did you hear that Alex wanked when there were nine other guys asleep in the room?"
Person #2, "Yeah I know, he's a real Bus Pervert."

by JMaxxx August 12, 2008

perveworthy

The sexually intensified identification of a highly attractive person, or persons appendage, which gives you the horn and qualifies to be perved or perveworthy.

Grrr! Brutus bring that perveworthy arse of yours here! I want to nibble it.

by Ruth's Brutus February 12, 2008

Pervitude

The aptitude an individual has for performing or acting upon perverted deeds.

The cat girl I was chatting with told me about her fetishes, she had an uncanny pervitude.

by Giermo July 4, 2011

Pervy Draft

The gust of wind that (due to air pressure and wind outside your open window) blows your door open whilst you are in the middle of undressing, leading you to think that someone is undesirably entering while you change.

*Door creaks open*
"Don't come in, I'm naked! Gah I said stop it you... oh... you Pervy Draft"

by BrIeGd August 17, 2011

pervdar

being able to detect people that are checking you or others around you out

girl one: omg that guy was totally checking you out!

girl two: :O how did you know that?

girl one: it just totally came up on my pervdar...

by ninjarrr October 19, 2011

Pervflect

1) make a comment that someone else will interpret in a perverted way and convincing that someone that their interpretation of your comment was a result of their dirty mind. 2) say something that can be followed with "that's what she said"

Related: Pervflector, pervflected, pervflecting,

Standing next to the oven when cooking dinner...
She says: Stick that meat in here to get it really moist
He says: Heh heh
She replies: You perverted bastard.
He says: You pervflected on me

by Rollback July 28, 2013

Perveable

Someone who looks good enough to perve on

Woah, Miss P looks totally perveable today

by youknowmeeeeee November 28, 2018