Pervflect 

1) make a comment that someone else will interpret in a perverted way and convincing that someone that their interpretation of your comment was a result of their dirty mind. 2) say something that can be followed with "that's what she said"

Related: Pervflector, pervflected, pervflecting,

Standing next to the oven when cooking dinner...
She says: Stick that meat in here to get it really moist
He says: Heh heh
She replies: You perverted bastard.
He says: You pervflected on me

Pervflect by Rollback July 28, 2013

Perfect Girl 

A perfect girl is the same as a regular girl but with equal parts sweet and dry vermouth (a martini typically uses dry vermouth and a Manhattan typically uses the sweet but the perfect Manhattan or perfect martini uses both).

Girl: I’m here. I got the vermouth but I didn’t know if you were making martinis or Manhattans so I picked up a bottle of each.
Boyfriend: Well aren’t you the perfect girl.

Perfect Girl by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020

Perfect Cell 

Cell or Bio-Android Cell is one of the main antagonists of the famous anime Dragon Ball Z. He was created by Dr Gero. He is perfect, but Gohan still killed him.

"♪'P' is for 'priceless', the look upon your faces♪
♪'E' is for 'extinction', all your puny races♪
♪'R' for 'revolution', which will be televised♪
♪'F' is for how 'f**ked' you are, now allow me to repriiise♪
♪'E' is for 'eccentric', just listen to my song♪
♪'C' is for 'completion', that I waited for so long♪
♪'T' is for the 'terror', upon you I’ll bestow♪
(chuckles)
♪My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say...hello.♪"
— "The "Perfect" Guy"

This is used in TeamFourStar's series "Dragon Ball Z Abridged" after Cell attains his Perfect form.

Perfect Cell by Perfect Cell June 5, 2018

The Perfect Salad 

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

The Perfect Salad by Megalog December 10, 2016

Perfect Crime 

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Friend 1 : Hey! You won't believe this. Last Night, I did the Perfect Crime
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?

Perfect Crime by macabre_brooder June 8, 2018

Perfectenschlag 

1.) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.
2.) A perfect pork anus.

"I get to prove myself to corporate, I am possibly a father; I am so deep inside of Perfectenschlag right now!"

Perfectenschlag by traversecarton0 March 28, 2012

the most perfect day 

a day with you of course, we could go on a walk or even stay home and it would still be perfect because you were there :)

we should go on a date

ohmygod that would be the most perfect day

the most perfect day by max,harris May 2, 2022