Penility Factor

(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "P-Factor."

1. The Penility Factor at that new night club is highest from 11:00pm through 2:00am.

by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

penbleeder

Someone who writes a lot (coined by novelist Brian Celio)

The young penbleeder spent ten hours writing yesterday.

by wrenchinthegears September 15, 2009

Penelesexual

Penelesexual means that you are attracted to Penelope Park from Legacies. She is basically a sexuality, and you’re gay and head over heels for her ;)

“hey! what’s your sexuality?”
“oh, i’m penelesexual”

by -aly March 18, 2019

Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

by victoras69 February 12, 2022

Peniel

He is intelligent and creative. He is a born leader .Peniel is a man of honor, who frowns at dumness and foolishness . Peniel tends to be also good with people especially the ladies because of his good looks and charms. Peniels are also royal and are either called King or De Lyon (the king of the jungle)

I wish I was Peniel, I would have been the king of the word

by King lyon August 26, 2017

Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017

penisenvious

As old as Adam. It started when Eve gave Adam the apple. War of the sexes!

If Eve had not been penisenvious the apple might still be on the tree.

by Peter May 17, 2005