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Gentleman's Paste

"Here comes my Gentleman's Paste. all over yer face."
by _TryCatch May 11, 2016
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stink paste

The stinky paste between your butcheeks after a couple days of not showering.
Honey you need to shower your stink paste is nauseating.
by JayBirdIsATurd February 3, 2017
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Post Past

Post - Past

Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.
"Quit putting your time into worrying about the future, enjoy the Post Past."
by Entertainment Informer March 7, 2012
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Shart Paste

When you fart and shit comes out but you don't have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the poop from your underpants. During the hardend stages, the poop then becomes a paste-like substance.
Zach has IBS and we found shart paste stains in every single pair of his underpants.
by Poopedmypants June 19, 2012
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Cockroach paste

Cockroach paste is a common homemade paste that many people make, it involves grinding up cockroaches and chucking them in a blender. Many famous people including famous Indian Quora users Reyansh Manish Akshay, Rahval Bahavat Agnihorti Pateli, Mpasa Onwuateugwu and the famous Sudanese Governor Sabaray Abiduku. Cockroach paste involves setting up traps around your bins and around your toilet seat. These traps will help capture these Cockroaches and once you have collected say 3,562 cockroaches you should be able to chuck them in your dungeon for 3 years and 45 days or if you prefer in your freezer for 1 year and 87 days. Once you take the cockroaches out from your dungeon or freezer you to grind them up in a mortar and pestle for approx 53 minutes and 32 seconds. This will allow the cockroaches to be perfect for blending. Once you have blended your cockroaches for about 7 mins and 39 seconds you can take them out. You need to make sure that the mixture is solid enough to eat with a spoon but also liquidy enough to put in a drink.
Student: Just made some Cockroach paste after roasting my cockroaches in the dungeon for 3 years and 45 days.
Whole School: DAYE GEHHHHH!
by jAsOnGeH March 4, 2019
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Chezy Paste

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by Cheeses of the Deep March 31, 2022
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Hunky Paste

The end result of poor cooking. Usually overcooked or undercooked foods.
"This NOODLE is Hunky Paste."
by 1234560123 October 24, 2019
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