Pissing Contest

1. (noun) A competition in which two or more people, usually (but not exclusively) male, urinate with the intention of producing the stream with the furthest distance.
2. (noun) Meaningless though nonetheless entertaining event or act in which people try to outdo one another.

The conversation between the two men was merely a pissing contest, both were trying to impress the attractive woman standing nearby with their wit and intelligence.

by Prettykitty July 26, 2003

Pasting

The act of rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples in order to get high.

Dude, wanna go pasting?
Nah bra, my nipples are crusty.

by Embargo October 15, 2012

pissing down

raining so much it seems as if an enormous elephant is pissing down on top of you

it was pissing down so much that i decided to stay at home

by afallengod May 27, 2009

Passenger Seat Sneaken

When you are in the passenger seat next to a friend/family member on the way back from getting takeaways from a drive-through, and you slowly start consuming the contents of the bags/packaging on your lap, i.e. chips, drinks.

Dude 1: Holy crap, by the time we got back from McDonalds last night, Jason had eaten the whole fucking bag of fries.

Dude 2: You totally got Passenger Seat Sneaken.

by Acheus July 5, 2009

anonymous pissing

A dumb prank where somebody pisses all over the bathroom leaving a nasty mess.

Josh noticed that there was piss all over the toilet paper rolls and all over the floor; it must have been the act of anonymous pissing.

by Mike_Litoris February 28, 2013

passenge

Verb -The act of occupying seat in a moving vehicle other than the drivers.

My ass is beat, its your turn to drive and I'll passenge.

by troublelovesme July 12, 2011

pashing

pash(v) to kiss passionately

If you guys go on pashing like this I'm going home!! We're supposed to have a great night out TOGETHER but u 2 seem ready to take off any time...

by Salus October 15, 2005