Opticon

The song that got me into the band Orgy.
The drum part is from a Billy Squier song, and it's just really awesomely done. I love it.
The first time I heard it I thought Jay Gordon was saying "this is no octagon" instead of "message from opticon". hee.

"Message from Opticon
Blast from the fashion bomb
So helpless
Guess what, you're out of time"

by licia February 3, 2005

optimus prime

The best cut of steak.

"I'd like a 24 oz. optimus prime with a glass of merlot, please.

by Penishead Bob July 2, 2009

Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.

Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN

by remt July 4, 2007

Optimo Clique

A group of young men from Houston, TX who keep it real in the streets and choose not to blow sweets, instead they blow the Optimo, because they are G's

The Optimo Clique just came thru and saved the party

by OptimoRam October 16, 2008

The Third Option

To poop.

Typically you are given two options, but you can always choose to poop instead.

This option is always available no matter what happens. It's almost never a good option to take, but it is important to know it's always there.

Okay, the way I see it there's two options.

Dude, don't forget about the third option!

by TheSwineFlew January 24, 2011

Optimist

N. One who looks on the bright side of life, though they know that nothing will ever get better.

I really am trying to be an Optimist

by ink24 October 10, 2008

Optirectalosis

A medical condition consisting of a crossing of internal wiring which gives the affected person a shitty outlook on life.

John: "Life sucks."

Debbie: "You've got a bad case of Optirectalosis."

by digismack April 21, 2005