One horse pony
One horse pony is a term commonly used by old fools that can't complete a sentence without soiling themselves.
One horse pony by One horse pony December 23, 2020
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one eye open drunk
Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.
one eye open drunk by Wordsmithin June 20, 2017
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one legged skid
the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surface. usually attributed to flip flop wearing during a rainy day, or pants with excessive fabric. also accompanied by epiphany of impending death.
did you just see that one legged skid i did on that wet floor? my life flashed before my eyes! i knew i should not have worn these massive pants with flip flops!
one legged skid by jessicool August 30, 2008
One Man Army Surplus Store
A Term given to those people who are collectors, Who Enjoy Collection Military Goods or Hoarders, Who collect military goods and other items thinking they'll be of some use for when the time comes.
These types of people get their goods from surplus stores, the internet, miltary swap meets or collecting stuff from their time in miltary.
These people can tend to drive around all terrain vehicles from restored M715's to driving about in a modified post- apocalypitic styled 4WD with Miltiary Jerry Cans and Mermite food containers in the back.
These people can be veterans, crazy buggers or just people who think the stuff is neat.
If you ask nicely they might let you play with their WMD around in the backyard shed or just gouge your eyes out with their bayonet for seeing too much.
These types of people get their goods from surplus stores, the internet, miltary swap meets or collecting stuff from their time in miltary.
These people can tend to drive around all terrain vehicles from restored M715's to driving about in a modified post- apocalypitic styled 4WD with Miltiary Jerry Cans and Mermite food containers in the back.
These people can be veterans, crazy buggers or just people who think the stuff is neat.
If you ask nicely they might let you play with their WMD around in the backyard shed or just gouge your eyes out with their bayonet for seeing too much.
1st guy "Wow!, Did you see that Dodge Ambulance go by?.
That would make a great ride to beat about in the bush."
2nd guy "Careful, that One Man Army Surplus Store has got a screw loose, I heard he tried napalm the neighbour's cat once."
That would make a great ride to beat about in the bush."
2nd guy "Careful, that One Man Army Surplus Store has got a screw loose, I heard he tried napalm the neighbour's cat once."
One Man Army Surplus Store by Muttl-E July 26, 2009
one pint syndrome
The act if being such a super light-weight, you feel you are drunk after just one pint, normally beer.
one pint syndrome by Soggy busquets October 19, 2013
One knuckler
Extremely fat girl whose vagina has collapsed in on itself from all the weight. Thus, fingering ends at the male's first knuckle.
I tried to finger fat Lisa the other night, but it wasn't workin out. She's either a one knuckler or 12.
One knuckler by Curly Ball Hairz January 14, 2015
one direction detection
one direction detection by OneD Fandom Fan April 27, 2016