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buttfuck ohio

in the middle of fuckin no where in ohio, where theres nothing to do but drugs
Yeah. i just got back from buttfuck ohio
by foofber September 28, 2017
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Ohio Miracle

After a decade or more of being married you get a blowjob from your wife.
Hey Guys, last night my wife got drunk and gave me an Ohio Miracle!
by Scotty stigs July 16, 2017
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Randolph Ohio

A hick town in the middle of Northeast Ohio. Yep, that's about it.
Where do you live?
Randolph Ohio.
Never heard of it.
by Super.At.Masturbating February 21, 2011
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Norwalk, Ohio

A small city in Huron County, Ohio. Most people reference Cedar Point, just twenty minutes away from Norwalk, when trying to explain to someone else where they are from. Most people know everyone in the city.

There are two high schools and lots of elementary schools. Too many pizza places and grocery stores.

In 2009, one high school's football team won the State Championship game.

There is a museum dedicated to the history of the Firelands.

There are lots of parks and a very nice reservoir.
"So where are you from?" -first person

"Norwalk, Ohio." -second person

"....Umm where?" -first person

"It's about twenty minutes away from Cedar point, just south of Sandusky." -second person

"Ohh okay." -first person
by egm93924 April 29, 2011
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Parma Ohio

Parma, Ohio is a southwest suburb of Cleveland, Ohio, which has been known for decades as being extremely racist. The federal government actually sued the city over blatant discriminatory housing practices. At a city council meeting in the ‘70’s, a former Parma City Council President famously said, "I do not want Negroes in the city of Parma,” It is not uncommon to hear of a reported cross burning or other hate crime that the white residents employ to keep the blacks out of Parma. This tactic does work, as Parma’s black population is less than 2%. Black motorists will drive out of their way to avoid Parma because if you have so much as one light out, the Parma Police will shake you down. If you are a black motorist and you plan to drive through Parma, you need to have your automobile in perfect working condition, turn off the thump in the trunk, obey all traffic laws, and most importantly, leave your weapons, that bag of weed, rocks or blow and all paraphernalia at home.
Yo Man, better stop an get some gas cuase we show the fuck aint gonna be driving through Parma Ohio. Axe any of da brothers, Parma aint no place for to be foe me!
by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009
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Greenville Ohio

Possibly the worst place on Earth to live. For entertainment the citizens of Greenville Ohio go to Walmart and walk around, play hide and seek, ride around on bicycles, or just watch people. You cannot stand outside on the sidewalk for more than five minutes without seeing a white guy that thinks he is black. Greenville Ohio needs to get General Larry Platt to come here and do a concert so that the white boys will stop sagging their pants to the ground. If you live in Greenville you either live in the "ghetto" or on a farm in the country in the middle of nowhere.
Guy 1: "Man don't you think living in Greenville Ohio would be awesome?"

Guy 2: "No dude, that place is comparable to hell."
by such&such April 4, 2010
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lancaster, ohio

there sure are some stupid drivers in lancaster, ohio.
by jhoove13 April 17, 2006
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