Office Fever

The accountant experienced office fever when the photocopy machine malfunctioned; he initiated a heated argument with it.

by strawberryx May 18, 2011

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Office Cowboy

Corporate office dewler (usually in management or above) always replete with pager, cell phone, blackberry, etc., who uses said devices in public areas such as an elevator in order to pretend to be busy and avoid contact with lesser employees.

Did you notice the office cowboy on the elevator? There was no way he could get reception in there.

by Walk May 24, 2006

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The Office Chair

When someone with a penis lies on their back, and a 2nd party takes a seat on said penis (Lube req'd). Once seated, one places both hands on the bottom person's chest and throws their momentum in one direction, resulting in the top person engaging in a thrilling spin, much like in an office chair.

We had no lubricant, so when my boyfriend and I attempted the office chair, we did not even spin 180 degrees.

by L Twice August 16, 2011

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Cactus Office

Cactus Office is the place people who break discord rules usually go to, usually having them be either muted or discussing the rules they broke and the punishment they will receive.

I don't want to be sent Cactus Office for sending memes in general.

by TheZombieCactus June 27, 2021

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office pope

A holy office worker who bestows blessings upon everyone for each and every sneeze in the office. The office pope fears someone will go to hell, including themselves, if they miss blessing even a single sneeze.

Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you. Bless you. Bless you."

by Skinny Lou Kingston February 23, 2012

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