Not up to scratch. Used in particular for Aussie Rules football players who have bigger reputations than they deserve.
by snoopy and lucy October 26, 2007
Get the NUTSmug. by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022
Get the Monkey Nutsmug. ''Boul got on them nut ass Timbs.''
''Fuck outa here them nut ass braids in ya head.''
''I hate working at this nut ass job''
''Fuck outa here them nut ass braids in ya head.''
''I hate working at this nut ass job''
by PeanutLive215 December 17, 2020
Get the Nut Assmug. by dermanatural March 1, 2009
Get the check nutsmug. That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.
by kerb-stirer March 2, 2017
Get the Duck's Nutsmug. Semen, in the palm of your hand.
Could be used to impregnate yourself to try and keep your boyfriend from dumping you. Only to have him dump you anyways and then not believe the child is his own because, well, he never had sex with you.
Could be used to impregnate yourself to try and keep your boyfriend from dumping you. Only to have him dump you anyways and then not believe the child is his own because, well, he never had sex with you.
"Instead of him cumming in my mouth I allowed him to cum in my hand. I immediately ran to the bathroom( I assumed he thought i was gonna spit and rinse my mouth) I laid on my back with my legs against the wall and dug the fistful of nut in my vagina and started squeezing my vagina muscles."
by JennimayR October 10, 2012
Get the fistful of nutmug. 