Punching Nuns

1. Punching kind women who have sworn to devote their lives to God
2. Women after God's own heart who are highly trained in combat

1. "DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE NICE OLD LADIES?"

"I'm Punching Nuns."

2. "You best not mess with that church, they've got the best Punching Nuns in all the land!"

"Yeah last week when so-so didn't put a lot in the collection plate for donations, he got nun-punched right in the gut, he

almost saw Jesus!"

by LuciusLycaonia February 27, 2022

wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

nun

mrs pugh

mrs pugh the nun is so fit

by Armyyyy October 26, 2022

Nun fucker

A degenerate who fucks a nun.

He's a nun fucker.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Nun bashing

Rubbing a vaj jah jah till orgasm

She went and rubbed herself cause JJ Wick loves it when she does Nun bashing

by Jamesrugby October 9, 2023

Faster than a nun’s nugget

Really fast

My teeth are faster than a nun’s nugget

by Trunchbull1969 January 30, 2021

NUN-chuck

A nun who who beats you into submission and gets all up in that pussy and then vomits inside your wife

you "omg run its a NUN-chuck"

your wife "AGHH GET ALL UP IN MY PUSSY NUN"

by fat pussy licker July 24, 2022