crakhedkyle: have you heard the news?
stonersteve: what news?
crakhedkyle: friedfuckfred is getting a divorce
stonersteve: well thats just nun good
stonersteve: what news?
crakhedkyle: friedfuckfred is getting a divorce
stonersteve: well thats just nun good
by shitshackshay September 09, 2020
by shitshackshay September 09, 2020
tim: ayear
susie: what
tim: ayear saww ya take me cig
susie: oh nah yea sorry mate
tim: not cool mate coulda got a dollar for dat 1
susie: ill pay ya back
tim: no the fuck she wont
susie: what
tim: ayear saww ya take me cig
susie: oh nah yea sorry mate
tim: not cool mate coulda got a dollar for dat 1
susie: ill pay ya back
tim: no the fuck she wont
by shitshackshay September 09, 2020
jimbo: oi cunt give us some sani
jonno: social distance dog
jimbo: give me sani or you get rolled
jonno: not my entays dog
jimbo: first will be the entays then ima fuck your lutsay and umay ogday
jonno: he cunt but i charge a dollar a drop
jimbo: friends benefits
jonno: nah man only do family benefits
jimbo: ive got benefits with your mum
jonno: nah man one dollar or nofin
jimbo: i can be your stepdad
jonno: take the bottle and leave
jonno: social distance dog
jimbo: give me sani or you get rolled
jonno: not my entays dog
jimbo: first will be the entays then ima fuck your lutsay and umay ogday
jonno: he cunt but i charge a dollar a drop
jimbo: friends benefits
jonno: nah man only do family benefits
jimbo: ive got benefits with your mum
jonno: nah man one dollar or nofin
jimbo: i can be your stepdad
jonno: take the bottle and leave
by shitshackshay September 09, 2020
by shitshackshay September 09, 2020