Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

Nuns cunt

Used to describe lag on PlayStation

Random person = laggy as a nuns cunt

by Willy Ryder February 10, 2021

nun good

not good

crakhedkyle: have you heard the news?
stonersteve: what news?
crakhedkyle: friedfuckfred is getting a divorce

stonersteve: well thats just nun good

by shitshackshay September 9, 2020

Dutch Nun

An all female 3-way-69

I went home with these two chicks and we Dutch Nunned for hours. It was so hot!

by TheDumpTruck February 3, 2021

Nun

Short for punani. It is a girl’s sexual reproduction organ.

That baby came out of her nun

by Walter Wh¡te January 20, 2021

Nun fucking

Nun fucking says what it means.

We broken into the nunnery last night, fucked all the nuns. Hillbillies love nun fucking. We broken into the nunnery last night, and fucked all the nuns. The church locked it's doors when they saw me coming.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020

nuns delight

The name given to asparagus, as it was rumoured that nuns sat on the spears during harvest for a giddy little thrill.

Breast or leg with your Nuns Delight?

by Dag. December 29, 2015