numpty

A denizen of Acomb North Yorkshire, who sports an institutional haircut, has hands like shovels and makes indiscriminate hog noises.

Eeeeh, you numpt-eh!

by meark October 27, 2003

numpty

a real ditzy blonde from out in the sticks. she smells sheep and really likes someone called ****

WOHOO YA NUMPTY!!!!!!!

cLARE

by friend November 5, 2002

Numptious

An adjective to try to begin to describe the indescribable taste of an item, whether it be food or a person who is attractive, as delicious.

"Mmm! This cheeseball is so numptious!"; "Look at that guy at the bar. He's numptious!"

by Booism July 28, 2009

Numptious

The combination of nummy and scrupmtious. Used in defining something uber fantastic and tasty.

That stake we had last night was numptious.

by your a jerk 21 September 26, 2009

NUMP/NUWT

Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks.

Hope you can make it tomorrow night. Remember, NUMP/NUWT.

by moi October 15, 2003

numpty

Andy Flynn

oh god it's that scouse numpty again

by geoff titman January 31, 2003

numpty

Small and rotund. Abused and loved.

"Where's my numpty?"

by Numpty buy July 8, 2003