note to self

A humorous out-loud reminder/aside meant to indicate your future plans or a lesson you have just learned, dependent on the disparity between one's actions and one's inner thoughts. Originated with Norm McDonald's into-the-mini-cassette-recorder bits between jokes on Saturday Night Live.

(Several hot girls walk into the room, past a frat guy and his friends.)

"Note to self: avoid mentioning that I sleep with a teddy bear tonight."

by Hamburger U July 10, 2004

...noted

to confirm that something has been absorbed by the human mind

person1: hey we are going to meet at 4
person2: ...noted

by zeethedogger April 20, 2006

Notebook Worthy

Used to describe a girl which has captivated a guys love SO intensely, said guy would write a story similar to the one featured in "the notebook" about said girl.

Is she notebook worthy?
Yes. Yes she is.

by JTru. March 19, 2010

notepad

America's favorite program for:
HTML editing/writing C++ code/writing scripts of various types/writing english reports/writing a list of credit card numbers.

That program notepad is so powerful that it gave me several cancerous tumors in my testicles and eyelids.

by Island of Reebs October 3, 2003

oh noes

The most awsome expression of dismay ever.

1. OH NOES ITS OPERCAB00SE!!

2. OH NOES TEH HAXX0RS STOLED MY MEGAHURTZ!! what shall I do?!?!/1

by TheMouse December 11, 2004

Notepad slut

A woman that allows her man or men to degrade and humiliate her by letting them take naked pictures of her with demeaning words such as slut, whore, fuckpig worthless fuckhole, k9slut, written on her naked body.

imagefap.com is full of notepad sluts pictures.

by I Love subsluts September 10, 2010

mad note

best sounds around ,the number one song,crunkest song.

"you dont know JUNGLE LOVE"? "that shit is the MAD NOTE!!"

by William Thomas July 26, 2003