Kosher Nostra

The close knit association of Jews in the various professions who assist other Jews navigate their various industries, often doing the work for free or extremely reduced cost.

1. There was a two year wait list to get my kid to see a pediatric neurologist so I hit up The Kosher Nostra and we now have an appointment next week.

2. I haven’t file my taxes in five years, I’m getting a visit from the IRS, I need an accountant and an tax lawyer, my Rabbi said that he would contact the Kosher Nostra on my behalf to arrange people to help me.

by Br4z3nBull October 11, 2021

nostrill

n. To emit a sharp, high-pitched whistling noise from one's nose.

"I didn't want to be caught picking my nose, but I was much more concerned that someone would hear the nostrill it was making..."

by Valdeargos March 25, 2005

nostradumbass

Nickname of Aaron Goldhammer, cohost of ESPN Cleveland WKNR's Really Big Show

Ohio State will have a losing record this season according to Nostradumbass

by Uncle Rizzo July 29, 2010

nostril goblin

The greenish yellow, sometimes bloody dried mucous that is extracted from the nostrils- a booger. Typically can be found on batchroom walls, drinking fountain knobs and car seats.

I was sitting in a taxi the other day and i noticed that some uncultured vulgarian cockwad had wiped a nostril goblin on the seat. That fucker!

by Chuck Wolery December 2, 2005

nonster

Not a monster; usually used in a context of transformation.

It took bad lighting and good rum tonics to transform her into a nonster.

by Master Christ St. John June 16, 2006

Sloppy Nostril

When you skeet in someones nose.

I didnt want this girl to smell my stanky ass, so i gave her a sloppy nostril.

by Dave Winks December 6, 2004

Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich

Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

by Some bMxERgUy January 4, 2010