Nonce

a UK slang term for sex criminals, commonly misconceived to be for pedophiles only but is actually a very broad term and can range from coercing someone of age into sex once to the sexual assault of hundreds of children

person 1: did you hear john is a nonce?

person 2: no way!

person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be

by nonceryurbdiction May 2, 2022

Nonce

A person who is very good at the game "apex legends"

Jeffery is a nonce he carried our squad

by alexis mode August 29, 2022

nonce

A person who likes children in a sexual way.

You are a fucking nonce for raping a 5 year old through his arsehole.

by Char SIo Bao November 3, 2022

Nonce

A British slang word for a paedophile

The PE teacher is such a nonce

by Binxylove September 17, 2023

Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.

Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

certified nonce

A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!

by Lea232323 January 15, 2019

The Nonce

Someone who could make or break your business on social media

The nonce tried to get a free exhaust

by Rjv December 4, 2019