Me: I'm feeling a little thot-ish right now.
Jim: Well it's because you hang around Paulo. He is a true thot. You might have the Thot Virus now!
Me: Oh no!!! I don't want to be a thot like him!
Jim: Well it's because you hang around Paulo. He is a true thot. You might have the Thot Virus now!
Me: Oh no!!! I don't want to be a thot like him!
by the crack down October 30, 2014
The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
by Technological Night March 27, 2022
A virus that has never been isolated in a peer reviewed study that can only be treated by doing nothing as long as you stay inside or six feet away from others. Fatal to anyone with a cold or flu combined with an underlying condition or co-morbidity...like fatness.
by Chester De Scrotts September 27, 2023
A virus closely related to Ebola with a 50% death rate, which is not widely known because no large outbreaks have been reported for decades. The early symptoms include jaundice, blood in eyes, and head and stomach pains. Later symptoms are vomiting up one’s stomach lining and blood (or vomito negro), meager brain activity, and hemorrhaging, which includes the liquifying of one’s organs and blood seeping from all orifices. Marburg is closely linked to bat guano in Kitum Cave.
Shem Musoke is a survivor of Marburg virus, which he was infected with after a patient with it vomited in his face.
by Verballyironic December 03, 2017
When your significant other turns you down for sex because they're affraid of getting Covid-19. Can also be used for anything you can't do because of the Corona Virus.
This CoroNO Virus is really starting to piss me off. My wife says a can't fuck ner again until tis pandemic is over!
My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!
My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!
by K.W.Maine April 03, 2020
From the people who brought you the hits Ebola and A.I.D.S, this virus can grossly deform children still in the womb if their mother should contract it, rushed straight from the continent to you!. Thanks Africa for your latest contribution to the world.
Did you hear Tracey just found out she has contracted the Zika virus? I hope she doesn't have to terminate her pregnancy.
by Frankencastle February 12, 2016
Nate: My computer just randomly started playing music.
Mike: It a classy virus, that plays classical music...
Chris: While it fucks you in the ass.
Mike: It a classy virus, that plays classical music...
Chris: While it fucks you in the ass.
by UmmNo April 15, 2010