nearcrophilia

Sex with or attraction to the undead.

"The zombie apocalypse has changed the population dynamics so much that it's only sensible to give nearcrophilia its fair turn."

by Blurstov Tymes February 16, 2017

nearnt

(Nee-arnt): Means any insult to your own accord.

That guy was a nearnt. "You nearnt, you forgot my Whopper!"

by Austin "Alexaxyz"the Rabbit March 4, 2017

nearest cock suck

the closest available place to procure a blowjob of any level of quality.

"Excuse me sirs, do you know where the nearest cock suck is?!?"

by Tronner69 August 29, 2017

near-dick experience

This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.

Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.

by Near-dick Momma October 29, 2017

NARTED

NARTED is the past tense of nut

Yeah I fucked this girl a while ago I NARTED in her

by Anarchists May 29, 2018

Nartholomew

A name no one should ever give to their child for the sake that Urban dictionary will try to right something about how nice they are to women, dick size, etc.

Also just a terrible name in general that thankfully hasn’t existed as of 2018.

Hey, have you met my son Nartholomew?

by Smith dux Wurd September 2, 2018

Nartsack

A wet juicy fert

I ripped a fat nartsack yesterday

by nartsgort October 15, 2018