NUTS

Not up to scratch. Used in particular for Aussie Rules football players who have bigger reputations than they deserve.

NUTS Riewoldt and NUTS Rocca are both overrated hacks!

by snoopy and lucy October 26, 2007

nut luncheon

An innuendo for “fucked up beyond recognition”.

Nah m8 burned the house down. It was a real nut luncheon.

by ThomasJhomas July 17, 2021

Monkey Nuts

A fully loaded 50 to 100 Round Drum Magazine for an Assault Rifle, Smg, or Pistol

"i got a New Ar-15 with monkey nuts hangin off the bottom"

by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022

Nut Ass

A slang term in reference to something corny or lame typically used in the Philly region.

''Boul got on them nut ass Timbs.''
''Fuck outa here them nut ass braids in ya head.''
''I hate working at this nut ass job''

by PeanutLive215 December 17, 2020

check nuts

to ask yourself if youre really ready to commit to something that involves manhood.

You better check nuts before you try to drink that shit

by dermanatural March 1, 2009

Duck's Nuts

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"

That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.

by kerb-stirer March 2, 2017

fistful of nut

Semen, in the palm of your hand.

Could be used to impregnate yourself to try and keep your boyfriend from dumping you. Only to have him dump you anyways and then not believe the child is his own because, well, he never had sex with you.

"Instead of him cumming in my mouth I allowed him to cum in my hand. I immediately ran to the bathroom( I assumed he thought i was gonna spit and rinse my mouth) I laid on my back with my legs against the wall and dug the fistful of nut in my vagina and started squeezing my vagina muscles."

by JennimayR October 10, 2012