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tomato tan

A term used by people who have spent too long in the sun without suncream, aka. an extreme case of sunburn.
"Dude that's a sick tomato tan! How long were you out there?"
"Eight hours."
by robbo6124 August 20, 2009
mugGet the tomato tanmug.

Lonely tomato

When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing
Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever
by Ben burrito April 27, 2014
mugGet the Lonely tomatomug.

Tomato Gang

An ancient form of religion formed by middle schoolers, was abandoned many years ago by the creators.
Initiation: Steal a tomato from the cafeteria and rub someones elbow
by FakeSosaGreenBean November 12, 2019
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Tomatoe head

The word "Tomato Head" is a great word to call someone if they act like a selfish ignorant lying pig. It is a nice way to tell someone that you absolutely despise them....oh, and Kim Taehyung is so pretty
Jimmy! Stop being such a tomatoe head!! That's why your dad left you.
by Taehyungs Cute<3 March 19, 2021
mugGet the Tomatoe headmug.

Scary Tomatoes

When a man comes up behind another man, usually in a locker room and says "SCARY TOMATOES" loudly multiple times, then pulls down his pants and fucks his victim in the ass.
Guys call the cops, I just witnessed Scary Tomatoes!
by buttbuttboi September 28, 2015
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Tomato Toe

A big ass toe that's red and looks like its about to explode and excrete tomato juice. It also has a small nail and it's a forever thing.
Mayhlin is a pretty girl but she has a tomato toe. La'queeta and Lashawnda laugh at her nasty toe.
by alinessa69 July 11, 2014
mugGet the Tomato Toemug.

Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.
Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018
mugGet the Tomatoed a Saladmug.

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