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Pit Ninja

Someone, usually male and in thier teens to mid 20s, who will attend shows such as a Emmure, Bring Me The Horizon, Whitechapel and will throw dangerously high kicks and punches. Nobody knows why they can't stick to good old moshing, but for some reason they prefer to risk kicking people in the face and being a Pit Ninja.
Man, those Pit Ninjas at As Blood Runs Black last night were fucking annoying, one nearly caught me right in the face. If they turn up at a Morbid Angel show doing that they'l have their legs broken off.
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Birdy Ninja

The act of preparing a womens asshole for anal intercourse finger by finger until all fingers from both hands are involved in a vigorous "pecking" motion. The participant then resembles a hybrid creature known as a birdy ninja.
"I didnt fit at first so i had to birdy ninja her asshole"
by treazy November 2, 2011
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Ninja Shitblast

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.
by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004
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ninja loan

An acronym for a loan given to a person designated as "No income, no job or assets;" hence - N-I-N-J-A.
The bank's ninja loans have ruined its credit rating. Now, no other bank will lend it money.
by Joe Rodolico September 23, 2007
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.
by AYB March 22, 2003
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Ninja Mode

When a person, or group of people for that matter, enter a social establishment or gathering, with the intent of getting inebriated without the social and relationshipial backlash of having ones photo's tagged on Facebook.
Joe "Dude lets hit up that crazy rage out in Hutchinson"
Jack "No way dude, my GF will creep on my wall and see me tagged with a bunch of random hotties"
Joe "Dont worry about it, we'll go Ninja Mode"
by Pubes from JTOWN February 10, 2010
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ninja fuck

1.To have sex without a sound
2. To have sex without the other person knowing
You had sex last night! I didn't even hear it!
Yep, I ninja fucked her hard.
by Frickin' Genius April 25, 2016
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