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Muslim Orthodox 

MUSLIM ORTHODOX

Orthodox Muslims are a Sunni movement not a sect. Founded on 6/7/2004 by Muhammad Mirza not an Ahmadiyya. In 2021 Orthodox Muslims were launched in one place in Malaysia . Muslim Orthodox are widely spread on the internet especially on Instagram and Discord . Another meaning for Orthodox Muslims is to practice the teachings of Jesus Christ 100%.
Example

1 : Hey look at Mirza . He is a Muslim Orthodox !

2 : Muslim Orthodox is Christian than christian itself!

3 : Ex-Christian : Im reverted now thank to Allah . And now im decide to be Muslim Orthodox and spread the truth !

Muslim : MASYA'ALLAH ... TAKBIR , ALLAH HUAKBAR ! TAKBIR , ALLAH HUAKBAR ! TAKBIR , ALLAH HUAKBAR !

4 : President Mido : #ProudtobeMuslim
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Muslim Flea Flicker 

When you’re taking a shit and the lightbulb in the bathroom explodes causing you to aggressively shit your pants
Tom: damn I just experienced the Muslim flea flicker.

Brandon: holy shit dude, are you ok?

Muslim giga chad 

A based chad ( alpha male ) who is Muslim and tries to remain in-between radical Muslim and liberal Muslim and be a good person according to Islam except sometimes being a bit racist and trolling the arrogants
Ali : he's a Muslim giga chad

Smith : what does it mean

Ali : he is a nice guy but if you didn't agree with him on his based opinions he will troll you

Smith : based chad !
Muslim giga chad by Rai m. Ali November 27, 2021

Muslim Tattoo 

The act of ejaculating on a fully ereted dick and then spreading the skeet around on it. The dick is the swung back using the hips and then thrust foward also using the hips greating a baseball like swing of the dick. This swing is derected at a persons cheeks and when it hits them it will cause a out line of the penis if performed correctly.
Yesterday Dave said he Muslim Tattooed her 3 times while they were banging
Muslim Tattoo by Danny Dillado June 29, 2007

Muslim Slugger 

Someone who is of middle-eastern origin (doesn't have to be muslim) who uses their sand sleaze to pick up A Perfect 6.
Bro did you see Ajmal fuck up like 3 butter faces last night?? He really is a Muslim Slugger!

Muslim culture 

Muslims are good people, no racism, allah 'akbar
hey harry are you apart of the muslim culture
Muslim culture by muslim culture September 10, 2019

Muslim homophobic 

Is a Muslim who hate homo people because there not obeying the rules of islam, i don't blame them
Goe: man am gay
Tariq: fuck you am out
Goe: he's a Muslim homophobic