Magic Mushrooms

Mushrooms that contain psilocybin which cause severe hallucinations.

You see a whole new world filled with warped perspectives and colors when you consume magic mushrooms.

It's really trippy

Bob: Hey what's this?
Ted: Magic mushrooms.
Bob: Are they actually magic?
Ted: Oh yeah.

*Bob consumes a magic mushroom and sees neon yellow birds in the sky pooping weed and rainbows coming out of a chimney*

by reehannaa March 30, 2017

purple mushroom bruise

The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).

I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.

by Flantari September 30, 2006

mushroom soup

The cream that shoots out of a guys mushroom at the climax of a blowjob and swallowed - the soup that's mmm mmm good!

While I was with my boyfriend last night, we made a hot dinner and I had his famous mushroom soup! Delicious!

by teeniewahine October 17, 2006

mushroom slap

if someone happens to be getting fresh with you, mushroom slap them. This means pulling out your jimmy and making solid contact with their facial region.

C-dav definitely mushroom slapped that girl last period because she said "oh my gosh guys guess what happened?"

by drew s April 12, 2004

Mushroom Clap

To viciously strike someone across the face with your penis. Creating a smacking or clap noise.

"I mushroom clapped my girl the other day for stepping out of line"

by ~Michael~ October 5, 2006

Mushroom Cloud

1.the end result of a nuclear explosion
2.the solution to all of the world's problems

...all that was left was a mushroom cloud.

by D3zNu7$ February 18, 2008

Mushroom Stamp

The Slapping of an erect penis aginst a womens face or ass.

After cumming on her titties, i mushroom stamped her ass!!!

by WhiteRebel09 January 14, 2008