Murphy's Load

Married men know Murphy's Load well. Murphy's Load refers to the times when you've secretly masturbated and for an inexplicable reason, within hours, your wife is all over you, despite a huge dry spell leading up to jerking off.

"I jerked off because I couldn't take it anymore and suddenly she was all over me. This is known as Murphy's Load."

by Foobie April 14, 2004

John Murphy

Part of the 100.
Killed his father.
But nonetheless he's a sweet boy<3.
(also his boyfriend is Bellamy Blake)
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'I'll kill you, in a non-criminal type of way.'
-John Murphy

by notrichardharmon June 28, 2018

jack kelly murphy

A fucking dickhead

Jack kelly murphy why did you kill my parrot

by You know u killed my parrot August 14, 2017

Murphy Law

"When something can go wrong, it will go wrong"
- Murphy

I missed my date beaucse of the fucking Murphy Law

by Boy Bros May 12, 2004

morphine dreams

a mixture of either vivid, terrifying nightmares or very strange dreams after using morphine and falling asleep.

Trent said he's never taking opiates again after the horrifying morphine dreams he had last night.

by trypp October 26, 2010

eddie murphy

When your taking a shit, and it hits the water and splashes back (just like Eddie's career).

*splash* Ooh...Eddie Murphy!

by SurferX May 27, 2008

Murphy

The best guy you will ever meet. A Murphy is often overlooked. But simply put, he is a king among men. He will gladly give you the shirt off his back and ask for nothing in return. He is a lover and not a fighter. He'll defend what is right and your honor. A kindred spirit. Ridiculously good looking. Kind hearted. Hard working.

I'm lucky to have a Murphy as a co-worker.

by Djlover November 12, 2013