mallard

Slang word for cannabis/marijuana commonly used in the counties of Hampshire and Surrey.

Commonly used by students or former students of private schools

The word mallard is derived from the distinctive "green" of the male mallard duck's head

The word mallard can be combined with a number of words used for groups on animals in order to denote weight.

These are:

Flock(8thoz) School (1/4oz) Pack (1/2oz) Litter(1oz)

This sytem of weights is easily remembered by the phrase fucking stupid pikey loser.

"hey mate, have you got any mallards for this weekend?"
"not sure how many do you need?"
"If you could get us out a School would be much appreciated"
"Should do that will be about 40 spond ok?"
"Nice one"

example 2
"you been duck hunting?"
"yeah mate, got a brace of the buggers"
"have you seen a flock of them?"
"Sure thing, give us a ring later"

by ?fruit February 13, 2013

Mulla

Some One Who Is Ugly Or Stupid.

Dude 1 : I Hate You!
Dude 2: Well You Mulla !

Dude 1: How Dare You !? Take That Back
Dude 2: No.

by Riley123456789 August 3, 2009

Mudlarking

Simply means "inter-racial sex". Can be used as "mud-larking" (hyphenated) or "mudlarking". It is non-derogatory and non-condemnatory. It applies equally to either female or male pursuits. Often it is used when referring to "exploratory" experiences.

"Well, I think she was just in for the mudlark"...

or

"Guess who's been mudlarking just of late?"

by Marc Hugo June 29, 2008

Mullered

To be hit in the face or body with semen with the consitency of müller rice yoghurt.

Caney: Thanks for that Múller Rice brand yoghurt that you sprayed onto my face Rippee, it tasted... where are your pants?

Rippeee: A better question would be "Why did you just splatter my face with baby gravy" and the answer would be "why not"

Caney: Gah, i have been Mullered

by This is Not Roach August 7, 2008

Mullard

A weird breed of person who is slightly on the fat side, they have a very smelly fish breath, listen to the worst type of music ever and wear the shittest clothes in the history of mankind. The most common place to sight this strange kind is wombourne Poolbar but be careful because these type will happily back stab,

Have you seen a mullard today? Yes I saw the smelly mullard in the Poolbar today

by Smelly chewbacca January 13, 2017

mullato

Somebody with a big mullet... like that Tchaikovsky bloke what wrote them banging tunez.

Tchaikovsky was a mullato innit!

by :ninja: :) February 6, 2008

Mallard

The act of farting in another person (male or female) mouth, so that the resultant sound is very similar to a duck call. The secondary result is the unsavory taste left behind when one wakes from sleep after receiving a mallard.

When my girl was sleeping, I squatted over her head and fired off a mallard in her mouth.

by GP5K February 23, 2011