muff diver

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

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scruff muff mcgruff

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it

I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.

by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006

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A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.

John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.

by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004

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Holy Muff

More Descrete way of saying "Holy Fuck"

Holy Muff that shit is leet!

by Kooby May 27, 2005

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Full blown muff

1) To be completely and hopelessly loaded down with work. Can be used in the same way as " In the weeds" would be used in a restaurant setting.

2) a girl with huge, overgrown pubic hair.

1) Lambchop: Meaty, can you take table 10?

Meaty: No fucking way! Im in the full blown muff over here! Steph just triple sat me and Charlie is putting out food way to fast.

2) David: Are you gonna hook up with that hippie chick?

Sherman: I was going to but I could see by the way her bikini was all puffed out she had full blown muff and I just can't get down with that.

by Badjonah September 16, 2009

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