muff pie

The part of the female anatomy (vagina) that has to have pubic hair on/around it.

I went down on my girl last night and I got myself some muff pie.

by T. Jackson August 18, 2006

muff confetti

women's underwear - especially when thrown to singers/actors/pimps/ etc...

"Neil Diamond is old as fuck, but he still get's muff confetti when he sings."

by sung park May 18, 2004

muff puff

a vaginal fart

during great sexual pleasures, only slightly offputting

by tommigunn March 16, 2004

muff-munch

a hyphenated, slang alliteration term used to describe the act of one 'munching' on one's vagina. in other words licking someone out.

I'd like to give you a muff-munch :P

by na na na naaaaa December 11, 2009

muff muncher

a woman who loves licking out pussy, a lesbian or a dyke.

dude 1: damn homey shes fine, ima see if i can hook up wid DAT!
dude 2: no dogg, i heard she was a muff muncher

by Gerald Ferguson July 22, 2006

Muff nudge

When you go for a haircut and the hairdresser thrusts her crotch towards you when cutting your hair.

I was having a short back and sides and got a muff nudge as an extra

by Gemoir Branners May 29, 2011

Muff Top

When the pubic hair extends above the elastic panty line.

That girl better clean that stuff up, I can see her muff top from here.

by Doctor 420 May 21, 2014