mossy sloth

When a girl smears her vag all over your pubes.

I wanted a mossy sloth but she said that costs extra.

by Nunya Biizznneess October 13, 2016

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Mobyle

An incorrect pronunciation of the word "mobile".
Only absolute retards pronounce the word in this matter

Person 1: let me check my mobyle phone
Person 2: did you mean mobile?
Person 1: no, im just dumb af

by $walot June 27, 2019

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Singular: mossy; Plural: mossi.

A mossy is a bald man who appears at your house one day and starts to live there. His day consists of waking up, eating breakfast with you, going to work, and returning home in the evening and going to bed, only to repeat the process in the morning.

Paul: Who's that dude in your house?
Jim: That's my Mam's new boyfriend. He's such a mossy!

Fred: I think I've got a mossy living in my house.
Andrew: You think that's bad, I've had multiple mossi living in my house over the past few years. All my Mam's old boyfriends.

by P1mp-My-Giraffe January 25, 2011

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moshy

Generally, someone who is negligant to the fact that they are either prepubescent or senile, and either way are not of the mosher age. These people are most often the ruin of your concert experience, and you will find them at EVERY concert, because they're addicts. The end.

Omfg I'm lyke sew piu moshy moshy x-core then you.

by x_xKish April 30, 2006

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moby dick

When a guy goes out into the ocean for a swim, begins to float, and spanks it so he spews while floating in the water.

Hey, Diones is about to spew! There he blows, that Moby Dick son of a bitch!

by Bryan Eaves June 26, 2006

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Moby Huge

A master cock named Moby that is 3 feet tall. Super dildo will fuck you up badly. Comes in black and white. PVC material and is perfect for the stiffness needed when pounding such an intimidating specimen of cock.

Random E-girl: Hey Chat can you guys buy me the Moby Huge? Im tryna destroy my pussy.
Chat: Here take my money and I want to see your pussy get destroyed on onlyfans.
Random E-girl: THANK YOU SO MUCH CHAT! I'll masturbate in the hot tub right now.

by MMS (Milk Me Silly) April 10, 2021

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