moonday

a day in which a blonde (or claire) considers to be a full moon.

ella: "I think i'll have a party moonday"
claire: "Is that when like there's a full moon or something?"
ella and rachel: "No stupid, moonday = MONDAY"

by stoneleighite November 11, 2008

Moongasm

To have a moongasm, one must be looking at a picture of Michael Moon while masturbating. The completion of the moongasm requires the masturbator to be consuming mass amounts of reese's and then must finish off into a bowl of doritos.

I had a double moongasm after lunch when I was alone in the break room. Nobody will touch those doritos now.

by Stephen Ricks January 9, 2008

moonraker

Term for people originating from the county of Wiltshire, England. Their ancestors were tough and built Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain and kicked Viking and Roman butt.

You could tell he's a moonraker because he's raking the moon's reflection in the pond.

by Bill the Cat May 18, 2008

Moonbathing

Farting whilst staring at the moon.

beer+patio+moon= inevitable moonbathing.

by kozknows June 2, 2008

Mooncat

1. the term for a shaven pubic area.
2. an ugly cat.

'yeah, so i fucked this one chick with a mooncat...looked like she was six years old.'

by SentinelDeMilo April 8, 2005

monfasani

Really amazing; unbelievable,

Holy crap what a monfasani

by Jfkah;fla December 9, 2008

moonface

Jessies steroid face with chickenpock craters.

"Jessie, your face is very fat and round today, you must have moonface."

by yessica! yallen! April 22, 2004