Monotonoff

When two or more persons are involved in an aural exchange, where the participants' voices are notably monotonous.

"Who's more monotonous? Morgan, or Dan?"
"I'm not sure, they should have a monotonoff."

by Waterproof Wolverine March 5, 2009

Dinosaur month

Also known as Jurassic June, Dinosaur month is a month during which people celebrate dinosaurs, because they're cool.
Additionally, June 1st is Dinosaur Day.

I was confused why people were putting rainbow iconography everywhere during Dinosaur Month, what do rainbows have to do with Dinosaurs?

by Tigronn June 3, 2023

slap ass month

The whole month of October you have a free pass of slapping any girls ass!
Good luck ;

Watch out it's slap ass month!

by heheboiii October 3, 2019

Whole October month

The whole month you kiss your partner everyday of the month .

Whole October month like say October 1 st I got to kiss my boyfriend/girlfriend

by Mike dwaen October 15, 2019

moonth

A period of 28 days or the mark of the end of a 28-day lunar cycle, which also happens to be the same as a woman's fertility cycle.

13 moonths fit exactly into one year. In pagan times, at the end of the 13th moonth it would be time for the King to be sacrificed and for the Queen to select a new man to be her King. The King's blood had to be poured into the ground to make the earth fertile again and the harvest plentiful, which is why they say that the number '13' is the 'unlucky number'.

"What on earth is going on out there?"

"Winter solstice blue moonth. Some poor bastard's going to be sacrificed so that the earth may bear fruit."

"Seems a bit rough on the bloke."

"That's what I said, but I obviously wasn't taking into account 4000 years of patriarchal tyranny."

by Stefanowicz January 3, 2009

month of Sundays

A relatively long time, usually denoting the need for perserverance.

Man, this dry spell sucks. I haven't gotten any stinky on my hangdown in a month of Sundays!

by groundpounder66 December 9, 2007

Pride Month

A commercialized holiday to celebrate LGBTQ+ themes. Originating out of the Stonewall riots over 40 years ago and popularized nationwide after the Supreme court's ruling on gay marriage in 2015, its now a marketing opportunity for profit hungry corporations and bought into by boring college freshman who are eager to embrace any identity they just discovered because it may make them even slightly interesting.

Stacy: "omg I can't wait for pride month"
Margo: "me to girlie, you know I'll be wearing my rainbow gear because I have no defining personality or hobbies so instead sexual identity shall be my substitute"

by jaybirdlaw June 3, 2019