Miscontextion

One one misconceives what another person has just texted them. This may occur by either misspelling a word or by a lack or misunderstanding of the emotion associated with the comment.

An Example of Miscontextion:

Person 1: *texting* hey hws it goin?

Person 2: its goin good i just watched niga playing ASS

Person 1: omg, you watch your mouth! and stop watching that dirty stuff!

Person 2: No no no! i mean nigahiga, in agents of secrt stuf

Person 1: o! im sorry, i miscontxted you

by wordwanderer October 22, 2011

misclaimer

A person who claims to have some quality/skill that he does not actually have.

A: John said he is a licensed refrigerator technician. I think I'll give him a call to come and have a look at my fridge.

B: Don't listen to him. He's just a misclaimer. Go find a real technician.

by Kris012435 November 17, 2011

misconquestions

Invalid Questions provoked and founded by misconceptions. Misconquestions cannot be answered due to the lack of accurate information involved in the formulation of the misconquestion. from data extraction, development of the question, to the end misconquestion.

The class raged with misconquestions so I had to survive the attacks on not having answered any.

His simple misconquestion stretched the lecture two hours more.

by Linguana April 10, 2015

miscuntstrued

When you don't understand but you would've if you had a cunt but because you don't it was unclear.

I believe she meant she was cumming but maybe I simply miscuntstrued that when she only intended to arrive.

by fathermike July 5, 2017

Miscombobbled

All mixed up

I was very miscombobbled taking my math test today.

by The slaunch April 21, 2018

Misconstrudel

verb; interpret (something, especially a person's words or actions) wrongly while glazing over facts and filling in unknown variables with half baked truths.

"You've got it all misconstrudeled. You are glazing over fact and filling peoples heads with bullshit"

by ChanceTheWonderDog December 11, 2018

Misconjoured

A ill-thought or a poorly thought off idea.

Believing in magic and it's offshoots is a misconjoured notion.

by NaVinjine2002 February 22, 2019