miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!

“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”

by smokindicks April 27, 2023

Mitesh miracle

A quantum leap in understanding that genuinely implies everything we know is wrong

This new measurement is a Mitesh miracle

by OSWALD MCGEE April 8, 2021

A term used when kidnapping someone in hopes of getting paid big, even if unlikely to succeed.

Hey boys, let's go miracle fishing today! Maybe we'll get lucky this time.

by Yourmum9000 July 3, 2021

Ashley: I was really worried, but I finally got my monthly miracle.

Austin: Whew....

by skittle$ March 11, 2009

Miracling is defined as, multiple miracles happening simultaneously, or multiple miracles happening over a short period of time.

It's hard to fathom the Miracling we've shared this week.

by Ragde Elyk September 30, 2018

When you're fucking a woman in the vagina and your penis accidentally slips out of her vagina, and into her anus.

Sorry about that miracle slip baby, I was going hard and got carried away. Please forgive me

A bad Gumball bootleg made by China.

The show goes around a goat (Miao le Xing/Chi Chi) and his pet, a frog (Gua Gua/Ribbit).

Person 1: Wanna watch Miracle Star?
Person 2: EW! NO! Let's watch Gumball!

by DaFunniPoley October 29, 2022