miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 11, 2012

Apple miracle

A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product

I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!

by xroger6769 August 16, 2012

Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.

Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip

by BigSteve621 April 13, 2019

Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 1, 2019

Miracle Whip

Goblin cum

Miracle Whip gives a sandwich a goblin cum flavour

by pdedes December 1, 2017

Miracle Whip

A Miracle Whip is a skate 3 trick when you do a super man frontflip

No Way bro i just hit a Miracle Whip In Skate 3!!!!

by Lane-Games December 5, 2022

miracle whip

A miracle whip is a skate board trick where mid air you grab the board above you head and do a flip. This trick is commonly known in the game skate 3

'you dude, sick miracle whip

by Fxme March 28, 2020