Hou Min

Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He is the strongest being to walk the earth. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, so his power is immeasurable. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Hou Min channels the power of the China man, which allows him to manipulate anything that was made in China. He also has a demon mode. When he enters this mode he sees everything, and in this form he is unstoppable. He cannot be beaten and is strong enough to destroy planets with his stare. However, his weakness/strength are happy meals. If you give him a happy meal, he might actually help you instead of brutally ripping your spine out. You can even try trapping him by luring him with happy meals, although he will probably destroy you. But that's just his 1st form. After consuming 69,420 happy meals, he unlocks and masters the happymealgan, which allows him to manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, bursting your body open. He has more forms, although those are uncertain. His power level is immeasurable. Hou Min can also be used as transportation, as you can fuel him with just happy meals.

niggel 1: hey bro you saw how hou min blew up obama?
niggel 2: yeah dude, it was totally explosive. best part was when he blew up saturn

by last century September 27, 2022

min phone

His initials are m and p. This can mean many things but it always generalizes to money problem. But people who have this name are said to be in middle class and can live comfortably

Min Phone and Dhiraj went to Bharat last year.

by Footballlismylife November 22, 2023

Min sa

An answer to a question you aren’t bothered to answer

Question: “Hey what are you doing later?”
Response: “Min sa”

by Utghfap2020 October 10, 2020

Min Hao

A person who's funny/unfunny
He's ugly

have you seen Min Hao?
Please don't mention about him

by SG1768A November 24, 2021

Detroit min

When it’s been 4 plus months since you been somewhere or see someone.

I haven’t been to the DIA in a Detroit min.

by Mikey872 April 12, 2022

Be home in a min

When someone says "be home in a min" and it ends up being over an hour later when they get home

Husband "be home in a min"
Wife "heard that before"

..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...

Wife "where are you?"

Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"

by Abcddcba April 8, 2015

Min Yoongi!

The hottest mf in the world ...

Person 1 : OMG ITS min yoongi
Person 2: Yes! Min Yoongi! is so hot
Person 3: He can rail me anyday and everyday

by claireisadilf June 17, 2021