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Microsoft

A corporation bent on achieving world domination by brainwashing idiots into buying their abysmal computers.
Mac person: I have a life.

Microsoft person: I do not, as I spend all my time smacking my piece o' crap computer and screaming at the blue screen of death.
by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009
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Microsoft Sans Serif

Without a doubt the best font and most widely accepted as the best thing since sliced fonts
n00b 1: Yo, check out that guys font, it's so dope, is it Times New Roman?
n00b 2: No fool, that shit's Old School, this is the modern script...The Microsoft Sans Serif shit man!
by Cranberry_Svenson November 30, 2005
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Microsoftist

One who despises Microsoft because of their lack of skill in creating a game console that doesn't arrive at your house broken.
Son of a... I got the red rings for the third time in a row! I'm so Microsoftist.
by Anonymooseplox June 23, 2008
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microsoft

satan, nuff said, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs too (apple isnt exempt)
who microsoft wants YOU to serve

wow, microsoft is satan, im switching to linux
by Knockout Ned January 12, 2006
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anti-microsoft

Sentiment that has risen in the computer geek community that opposes hard work, perseverance, and good old fashioned capitalist competition.
While open source is a completely valid direction to go with computing, certain agoraphobic uber-geeks (usually 35 y/o morbidly obese virgins who live on cheetos, kid porn, and battlestar gallactica) resent Bill Gates and his company for their colossal success over the past couple decades. Their animosity likely arises from the fact that they have never done anything useful in their entire lives, despite being very skilled on computers, so they turn their ill-will toward someone who they wish they could become.
Similar to anti-apple.
Human: Hey Frotto, check out my new Zune. It's 20 GB!

Douche: Oh sorry, I'm anti-microsoft. Therefore, I won't even look at it.

Human: Uh. Ok. By the way, I was supposed to remind you to call your mom and ask her to bring home cupcakes for your 38th birthday.. you know since you still live with her.

OR

Loser: I just spent 34 hours straight compiling and sourcing to get my messaging application to work on Fedora.

Dude: That sounds... fun... Damn, I gotta take 30 seconds and register my new Windows 7.

Loser: You're a sheep! Fuck Microsoft! There always trying to control everything! Trying to monopolize and categorize everything and everyone. Fuck them! I don't live by anyone else's rules! Except my own!
by knucklech1ld July 29, 2009
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Microsoftie

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.
Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!
by Chas September 11, 2004
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microsoft windoze

Generally refering to older Microsoft operating systems (Windows 95 windows 98 and even Windows 7)
that took forever to load, boot up or initiate a program.
This computer is taking to long to boot up, it must be running Microsoft Windoze 98.
by moefuzz November 17, 2017
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